HOMONYM WATCH

OR

Putting language through the ringer with a clashing of symbols


No-one can spell nowadays, or so it seems. I suppose spelling-checkers and auto-correction haven’t helped. Perhaps we’re going back to the pre-1700 age when you could spell things whatever way you liked. Come to think of it, the last hundred years have been rather like the seventeenth century, with breakdown of respect for existing hierarchies, wars, religious strife, executions of kings…  perhaps we can hope for the dawn of a new Eighteenth Century. But, back to spelling. Writers and editors seem to have extraordinary difficulty with homonyms - words with different spellings (usually) and meanings, but the same pronunciation. I have started collecting examples by writers who should know better, and commercial websites. I plan to update the list regularly, and I don’t think there’s any danger of running out of examples.


TOBY BARNARD
'...the volume is an exciting brand-tub into which to dip.'
                 Toby Barnard, in The Irish Times, 5 September 2009 (Weekend Review pp11).


JEREMY CLARKE
‘But once I began scrolling through the messages, their sheer niceness and the spirit of altruism implicit in the offered postings shamed me into reigning in my greed, slightly.’
                 Jeremy Clarke, in The Sunday Telegraph, 26 June 2005 (Review pp1-2).


ANTHONY DANIELS
‘without any colonial office supervision to reign in personal extravagance or dishonesty’.
                 Anthony Daniels, ‘Geldof should learn from history: in Africa, aid does not bring relief’, The Sunday Telegraph, 5 June 2005, p19.


MATT DRUDGE
'The prince, a junior officer in the Blues and Royals, and third in line to the throne, has been a "magnificent soldier" and an "inspiration to all of Briton." '                 The Drudge Report http://www.drudgereport.com/flashph.htm February 2008


COLIN FREEMAN
'to prevent Islamic fundamentalism leeching into the continent's failed and nearly failing Muslim states.'
                 Colin Freeman: 'Islam has tamed a lawless Somalia, but is it raising an African Taliban?' The Sunday Telegraph, 8 October 2006, pp28-9.


GLEESON, JUSTIN, et al.
'PERSONS IN PRINCIPLE PROTESTANT DENOMINATIONS'
                 Gleeson, Justin, et al.: Atlas of the Island of Ireland, 2008 (p50).


JACQUI GODDARE
'Wild pigs have become known by hunters as the "poor man's grisly bear" because of the low cost and high success rate in catching them.'
                 Jacqui Goddare: 'Texans count cost as feral hogs run wild' The Sunday Telegraph, 26 November 2006, p31.


ANDREW GRAHAM-DIXON
‘a depiction of splendidly caparisoned elephants riding into the circus, while their attendants dance and clash symbols’
                 Graham-Dixon, Andrew: ‘White elephant fit for a king’, The Sunday Telegraph, 24 July 2005 (Review p9).


JUSTIN MULLINS
‘by the time Mitchell’s work bares fruit’
                 Justin Mullins, in ‘Whatever happened to machines that think?’, New Scientist, 23 April 2005, 32-37.


SANDRA O'CONNELL
'Being marginally more thrifty would see you eek out your savings over two nights at the St Regis Hotel presidential suite in the same city'
                 O'Connell, Sandra: 'Journeys of a lifetime', The Irish Times, 29 April 2006. Article available online at www.ireland.com/focus/ssia/p4a.htm


THOMAS PAKENHAM
‘At this Camden backpeddled hurriedly.’
                 Pakenham, Thomas: The Year of Liberty (paperback edition, Abacus, 2000), p54.


‘The route became a massacre.’
                 Pakenham, Thomas: The Year of Liberty (paperback edition, Abacus, 2000), p116.


JOHN PRESTON
[describing a documentary on torture] ‘All this had a grizzly fascination’
                 John Preston’s television column, The Sunday Telegraph, 10 April 2005 (Review, p10).


TOBY ROBERTS
'branding oneself an "atheist" seems like tempting fate.... So I sometimes just call myself "C of E" instead, which strikes me as much the same thing, only more discrete.'
                 Roberts, Toby: 'Confused? Yes, but not so badly as Lord Tebbit', The Sunday Telegraph, 30 April 2006.


ANDREW SELKIRK
'Knock a hole in back of the head so you can use it as a holy water stoop'.
                 'Giving Gifts to the Barbarians', Current World Archaeology No. 17 (June-July 2006), pp26-9.


SANDI TOKSVIG
'How easily I can wile away the hours...'
                 'An adulterer's guide to angling', Seven [Sunday Telegraph magazine], 26 Nov 2006, p5.


JONATHAN WYNNE-JONES
'While conservatives are keen for Rowan Williams to act quickly in censoring the Episcopal Church for defying calls to repent for appointing the openly homosexual cleric, Gene Robinson, as bishop, it could be years before a covenant is drawn up'.
                 'Liberals may split from Canterbury over homosexuals', The Sunday Telegraph, 2 July 2006, p10.




OTHERS
'Twisted up in Schrödinger's uncertainty thought experiment, this historical kitty has been put through a quantum ringer that nobody should have to experience'.
                 Think Geek website, description of t-shirt, http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/science/6dff/


' "Two days ago we got a call to say that some children had picked up some unexploded ordinance..." '
                 Gethin Chamberlain, 'Mounting civilian toll undoes good deeds of US troops' The Sunday Telegraph 6 May 2007, p30, p50.


[referring to a cassette-recording of church bells] 'A nervous young nun adjusted the volume - loud enough to peel through the church but not to penetrate its walls'
                 Katya Adler, 'Christmas under Hamas rule', BBC online (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/from_our_own_correspondent/7154134.stm)


'Added to which, the sense of lineage among Wales' medieval princes was, at best, defused and confusing'
                 Aled Islwyn, 'Welsh Princes emerging from the mist, Current Archaeology No. 208 (March/April 2007), pp32-3.


'Be it a year between school and university, or 18 months spent abroad before starting full time employment after college, the GAP year has become a right of passage for many a twenty-something'.
                 ‘Unity in Diversity’, anonymous article in Backpacker Ireland & UK, issue 48, April 2006, p36.


'...it is a splendid book, and one that would make a pleasing gift, for those among us who love to pour over detailed pictures.'
                 Unsigned review, Current World Archaeology No. 17 (June-July 2006), p50.


'On September 2, 31 BC, a decisive navel battle was fought near Actium in which Cleopatra and Mark Antony suffered a crushing defeat.'
                 Unsigned article, 'Cleo uncovered', in Current World Archaeology No. 20 (Dec 2006 - Jan 2007), pp42-3.


'Freed from this economic straightjacket, the Cuban economy boomed...'
                 Tony Perrottet, 'The Struggle Against Colonialism', in Cuba - Insight Guide 3rd edition, 2007 (edited by Danny Aeberhard), p28.




For a poetic view of the problem, see Ode to a Spell Checker


Thaddeus C. Breen
Last revised 4 October 2009

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